Just Don't Cook Crack

Nimaneems doesn't touch a stove unless he's grilling up delicious and stylisticly engraved hot dogs, so to keep his cottons clean while he sizzles, (or have you moved onto silks, playa?) he probably wishes he had one of these. Blogzilla will get down on some Mantha Stewart so he's peepin this and actin all mister me too.